La Tiendita

The only way I think I could ever enjoy myself in San Clemente is if most of the people that lived there committed auto erotic suicide. Especially the Christians. As for the children of San Clemente, stop it with the heroin and the Xanax, already before you choke on your own vomit. There is nothing "cool" about that. You have not even finished High School yet. Now on to this little store. I used to have a weekend home pretty close by this place and found myself eating here frequently. My neighbor was Darryl Gates. Imagine that. While the burritos consist of a lot of food, they do not include any quality ingredients. For certain, you are going to get a football sized mass of shit wrapped in a tortilla for under $5.00 and it is going to fill you up until you can get to a town with a real Mexican restaurant (17 miles North of here in Santa Ana). Caution: do not order a fish burrito here. It is a good place to take a bunch of hungry teenagers to eat if you are sick of In n Out Burger and unable to leave this culinary/cultural wasteland. To be fair, the people that work here are pretty nice. A nice destination if you want to get into a bar fight, San Clemente is.