Jeff's Terrible Kosher Sausage Factory - An Oxymoron of a Restaurant

Jeff's sucks. It's reason for existence is for Jewish people to show their families that they really don't sneak pork when god is not watching. They can go to Jeff's to create a facade of minding their dietary restrictions. Monday through Friday, they are sneaking the sausage. Mark my word. The food here is the culinary equivalent of fake tits. Ultimately, it is expensive and disappointing. The chili on the fries is a real cross between foul and awful.

I had a kraut dog (competent), merguez (not bad but not memorable either) and chili fries (get the fucking rope). Five stars? Perhaps you should get out more often, you Kosher dumbass. For what you are going to spend here, you could easily eat real hotdogs and fries at Fab's and have some money left in your pocket. Even though Pink's has some mighty shitty hotdogs, they are leaps and bounds better than anything I have tasted here. If you are in this area, there are other Kosher places that serve far better food.