Merrell Shoes

The jury was out for a little while, but they have reached a verdict on the Trail Glove Grizzle. Guilty of sucking shit on all counts. Guilty of smelling like a durian. Guilty of pounding the fuck out of my poor feet. Guilty of making me feel like I got beaten on the soles with a two by four. Penalty enhancement for aggravated stench causing great bodily injury. If John Wayne were still alive, he would kill these shoes in one minute, or see them hang in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience.