Saturday, October 26, 2013

Smoke House Joke House

Smoke House Restaurant 4420 W Lakeside Dr Burbank, CA 91505 (818) 845-3731 TV writers generally suffer from severe, life threatening alcoholism, and for many years, the bartenders at the Smoke House Restaurant have been across the street ready to postpone a viscous case of the DT's and steady those hands before, during, and after work. (If you know of a TV writer who writes prime time shit sober, then their children should kill them in their sleep.) On Sunday, you can re-enact a Roman food orgy and eat slice after slice of prime rib, unlimited cheese toast, sparkling wine, and Eggs Benedict until you have to loosen your girdle and take a nap, rolling over on your side so that you don't choke on your own vomit. All in a woodsy, red-leather booth filled room from the mid-1960's.

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